bach week 3

-Phantom music.

-Bentley literally sweeps her off her feet? Sick.

-Bens not an awful dancer

-I really like her shirt.

-Flash dance is cool.

-My brother just mentioned that my grandma asked

 him about performing a flash dance so she can record it.

-They make a good pair.

-Far east movement sings G6?

-I've never heard of them before, and I know that song.

-Didnt she already say dance wasnt a deal breaker? Why does she care if hes good or bad?

-Why cant their conversations ever get serious BEFORE dinner?

-Im not digging her flesh colored sparkly shirt.

-LOVE HARD...

-phantom music, again, hopefully the last time

-THE UNVEILING!!

-an amazing life changing experience? 

-He talked to her for a whole 5 seconds in the mask..

-and the verdict issss......

-he has big ears. ha.

-ENOUGH TALK, TAKE IT OFF

-he has feelings...seriously when does he 

ever spend time with her?!

-I was right....biiiig nose!

-shes right he does look ollllld.

-But hes not awful looking either

-Blakes analogy is fairly accurate... 

slightly underwhelming surprise

-I like his blue eyes, never noticed

 them with the mask on

-roasting....i bet this gets interesting...

-comedy and trauma? Interesting mix...

-can you roast diplomatically?

-How many guys do you think cross the line?

-If you dont want to make a girl cry, dont make her cry!

-Its ruthless? Since when is dating ruthless??

-roast master general is an odd name..

-Awe ames forehead.

-Ryan p- I agree...shouldve got ridden of bentley. 

Its okay youre not funny.

-Blake is pretty funny

-jeff was a little harsh

-the chest jokes...ahhh.

-Brads leftovers...ouch.

-William is mean. That roast was not funny.

-Hate bentley.

-Really...bentley...you SUUUUUCCCCKKKK.

-Yeah lets go mess with the head an insecure 

crying girl on national television

-at least 24 were excited, too bad you didnt 

tell her who the NOT excited guy REALLY is

-like that was harsh of william,

BUT she asked for the roast not him...

-jeff your 3legged dog doesnt impress us

-I hate that she thinks william is the bad guy 

when really its bentley

-if you want someone to console you, then dont say 

-nothing when they ask what they can do for you..

-does william not ever come back?!

-Im juiced? What does that even mean?!

-I HATE BENTLEY

-something about you promoting something. 

She couldnt say promoting a business?

-Ohhh he knows exactly who said it!!! hahaha

-oh man she loves him more already than she EVER loved brad?!

-Hes not even convincing.. he hardly says ANYTHING

-there william is! Just in time to NOT get the rose!

-Oh goodness for a second there I thought

it was bentley getting the rose!

-HES CHECKING OUT?! FINALLLLLYYY!

-Steamy pool, rock pathway, pacing? Really?

-In love with bentley. ah. No shes a nut!

-Jeff should be happy his biggest competition is leaving..

why is he trying to make him stay?

-He is SUCH a liar. Ah

-ashley is pretty, how can he say shes not 

attractive at aalllllll..thats just not true!

-“heart break is worse than any illness, 

its not just physical pain its emotional pain as well...”

-“im gunna make ashley cry, I hope my hair looks okay” 

-DB!!!!!

-ugly duckling. Ouch.

-“i need to go poop it out” SAY WHAT?!

-Are you coming back? SHUT UP. SHES SO DUMB

-he needs to grow a pair. He should just tell her hes

not feeling it and leave. Dont drag your little girl into it. 

-he has a feeling his daughter misses him and he cant take it? 

LLLLAAAAMMMMEEE

-HE NEEDS TO STOP TOUCHING HER

-he cant share his heart? Ugh. Kill me.

-How can this work for her now that hes gone? 

-Was she really THAT OBSESSED??

-he really does wish the end was tomorrow so he 

could peace out...not be with her. DB

-its annoying to hold a girl thats crying?! JERK.

-STOP KISSING HER!

-HE IS SUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHH A JERK

and SUUUUUCCCHHHH AN IDIOT!

-Lets just go to salt lake?! STOP PLAYING WITH HER HEAD!

-Lets keep the the “...”

-shes only worth a hook up?

-I hope he goes and finds emily and she HATES him

-jp is right. The most real date any of the guys will get.

-None of these dresses flatter her lack of a chest...

-apparently ashleys gut doesnt know anything

-THANK YOU CHRIS. TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER

-william is going to go home because of bentley, thats so crappy.

-Is ames wearing military clothes?

-Im so glad she kept william

-bentley really tried to make william look like the bad 

guy and he didnt deserve it!

-SHE FINALLY GOT RID OF THE MASK!

-Oohhh burning of the mask.

-The mask on the toilet is not as good as the mask vacuuming

Next week: THAILAND... AWESOME!

thoughts?!